At the beginning of July I sent off for a rather expensive coffee machine for Andy’s birthday. The firm in question did send one out, but it was second hand and broken. Finally after countless phonecalls and a great deal of stress, they have refunded my money.
A little tribute to GoCoffee ........

Deep down in quaint old Bicester, right in Oxfordshire,
On a wholesale complex at the end of an email wire.
There stands a coffee warehouse built of metal and stone,
Where works a man named Odley who's always on the phone.
He never learned to tell the truth or treat people right
I think his firm is a pile of shite.
Go, go, GoCoffee, go, go, go
GoCoffee, go, go, go
GoCoffee, go, go, go
GoCoffee, go, go, go
Aah - Coffee'll be Good
He said he had a red machine, he took my cash,
But when it finally landed it was second hand trash.
I asked for a refund, and Tom said no
Mark is off on holiday so we're on go slow
Ringing up to check every single day
I didn't think that firm would ever pay
Go, go, GoCoffee, go, go, go
GoCoffee, go, go, go
GoCoffee, go, go, go
GoCoffee, go, go, go
Aah - Coffee'll be Good
Ooh
Well, his client told him, Someday, you would be a man,
an' you would pay back money as fast as you can.
Many people coming from miles around
to pick up ordered goods before the sun goes down.
Maybe someday, your firm will be in court
for treating clients badly and selling them short
Go, go, GoCoffee, go, go, go
GoCoffee, go, go, go
GoCoffee, go, go, go
GoCoffee, go, go, go
Aah - Coffee'll be Good
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